physicsman09's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alive]

Isn't the music in the beginning from House?

If so, I can't take this seriously.

AloneInTheDark responds:

I don't know. Never saw House longer than the 10 seconds while zapping through. The music was originally used in the movie American Beauty. Watch that movie, instead of House if you want to see something worthwhile..

[Chained Apart]

Holy shit.

I'd be scared as fuck if my vegetables started attacking me.

I mean, seriously, no one sees that coming.

[Katan]

Too historically inacurate

The aztecs didn't have metal tools.

[The Pigpen]

Drugs are bad.

M'kay?

SpamClamberton responds:

M'kay.

[Burnt Face Man 9]

Interesting

I really didn't figure you to be so funny, you know after watching things like Dog of War.

[The Love I'm Searching 4]

I didn't like it.

It just didn't appeal to me.

That's right, flag my review as abusive because I disagree.

[the Last of the Dashkin]

Simply amazing

There's really nothing else to add.

[Handlebars]

The animation wasn't half bad.

But the story didn't change at all, you could have at least taken a different stance on the song.

Instead you basically animated the music video, but since that was already animated, you just made it look shittier.

[Stamp on the Ground]

Very overrated.

Don't get me wrong, it's decent and has a catchy tune.

But there's no way this deserves a spot in the top 50, there are plenty of better flashes out there.

[LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders]

Not entertaining.

The animation was well done, even though it was just sprites running around and doing seemingly random/pointless things.

However, for whatever you did right, there were 10 things wrong.

First, the voice acting is pretty bland and uninteresting, monotone is a good way to describe it. Second, it lacks any decent, funny, or even interesting points in it for God's sake.

Sprite movies aren't exactly supposed to be deep or thoughtful, they're not supposed to be long epics, they're supposed to be there for a quick lulz.

Also, in regards to your comments, saying shit like "I don't thank those who hated the animation, they're wrong and mean" is juvenile and pathetic. It makes you look like an egotistical asshat. If people don't like it, it's because you as the creator of this flash failed to provide entertainment, it's not their fault you moron.

If you can't take criticism don't make flash movies, don't assume that everyone is going to love you for a 28 minute long piece of shit.

Basically, this was a waste of time for the people who watched it, and the people who made it.

Emptygoddess responds:

Nice of you giving me a three despite your obviously strong and well thought out opinions disliking this animation.

Though I find your decision of what a sprite movie is and isn't to be rather strange. Who decide this? Was there a council somewhere? A sprite movie council? I wish I was invited but apparently not fallowing their rules I was blackballed.

Now as for my comments... I only called the negative reviewers mean because they say mean things, like call me moron. Or say that everyone who worked on the animation wasted their time.
My only guess is they somehow take an artist endeavor I didn't make them watch as a personal attack. Which is pretty common. I'm sorry you took this pixel art animation about a video game character using references from an old cartoon so personally.

Still, I do appreciate those that take the time to write out their opinions. But I'm not going to thank you for insulting me or hating my work... I... don't know why I should. So I won't.

I will thank you for your comment on the animation being well done though. A lot of effort went into it, wasted or not.

And finally... BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU, BITCH.