physicsman09's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dance of the Manwhore]

I hate to be that guy.

But technically Brontosaurus isn't a real dinosaur. The paleontologist responsible for putting the fossils together put the head of a Camarasaurus and the body of an Apatosaurus.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

for real???

a quick visit to wikipedia confirms this, but its cool. if i didn't know, there's no way Fernando would.

[SLOD #1.]

Chris

You're awesome, never change man.

tehslaphappy responds:

I'll try.

[Alive]

Isn't the music in the beginning from House?

If so, I can't take this seriously.

AloneInTheDark responds:

I don't know. Never saw House longer than the 10 seconds while zapping through. The music was originally used in the movie American Beauty. Watch that movie, instead of House if you want to see something worthwhile..

[LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders]

Not entertaining.

The animation was well done, even though it was just sprites running around and doing seemingly random/pointless things.

However, for whatever you did right, there were 10 things wrong.

First, the voice acting is pretty bland and uninteresting, monotone is a good way to describe it. Second, it lacks any decent, funny, or even interesting points in it for God's sake.

Sprite movies aren't exactly supposed to be deep or thoughtful, they're not supposed to be long epics, they're supposed to be there for a quick lulz.

Also, in regards to your comments, saying shit like "I don't thank those who hated the animation, they're wrong and mean" is juvenile and pathetic. It makes you look like an egotistical asshat. If people don't like it, it's because you as the creator of this flash failed to provide entertainment, it's not their fault you moron.

If you can't take criticism don't make flash movies, don't assume that everyone is going to love you for a 28 minute long piece of shit.

Basically, this was a waste of time for the people who watched it, and the people who made it.

Emptygoddess responds:

Nice of you giving me a three despite your obviously strong and well thought out opinions disliking this animation.

Though I find your decision of what a sprite movie is and isn't to be rather strange. Who decide this? Was there a council somewhere? A sprite movie council? I wish I was invited but apparently not fallowing their rules I was blackballed.

Now as for my comments... I only called the negative reviewers mean because they say mean things, like call me moron. Or say that everyone who worked on the animation wasted their time.
My only guess is they somehow take an artist endeavor I didn't make them watch as a personal attack. Which is pretty common. I'm sorry you took this pixel art animation about a video game character using references from an old cartoon so personally.

Still, I do appreciate those that take the time to write out their opinions. But I'm not going to thank you for insulting me or hating my work... I... don't know why I should. So I won't.

I will thank you for your comment on the animation being well done though. A lot of effort went into it, wasted or not.

And finally... BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU, BITCH.

[Bunnykill 4]

My one issue with your series

Is that the ending fights are too long.

Mottis responds:

Yeah the end fight in this movie is almost as long as the rest of the movie put together xD

[Resident Hall Evil]

The most amazing thing here,

I can't believe that stuff this amazing exists.

Fro responds:

Lol I don't think it's that good, but thanks.