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Posted by physicsman09 - May 8th, 2009

Prom is a waste three things.

Time
Money
Energy

Let's begin with time, I see all these morons who recognize that prom is the epitome of their lives, they will have no greater joy in their life than when they dress up in a rental tux/dress and arrive at their high school in a limo.

To me, this is just pathetic, of all the things that are possible, the limitless potential that people carry with them, it is moronic and juvenile to expect prom night to be the "greatest night of your life."

Next, money.

I'm going to college next year, I'm not going to waste 75 dollars on a ticket, and then another 400 to rent a freaking limo for some chick that I probably can't stand anyway.

Third, energy.

In order to buy a ticket, get someone to go with you, rent a limo and for all other required actions to participate in prom (including going to prom) requires an enormous amount of energy, energy that could be better spent on more productive endeavors.

In short, prom is for suckers.

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JoeyCentral 2009-05-08 20:47:25

Stop being mean to me you homo!

physicsman09 2009-05-08 20:47:25

Lmao

HippityGopher 2009-05-14 19:00:41

You forgot about the energy required to drink 15 beers at the after party and dance your ass off and then bone the shit out of your shallow date.

physicsman09 2009-05-14 19:00:41

I guess I did.

Conspiracy3 2009-05-25 19:20:37

<a href="http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19227000/ngbbs4a1b264c61aa3.jpg">http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19227000/
ngbbs4a1b264c61aa3.jpg</a>

Link describes you

physicsman09 2009-05-25 19:20:37

Lmao I saw that pic in a thread somewhere.

Unfortunately it is pretty much like me.

Warrickneff 2009-05-27 11:30:47

Hrm. I don't know about the whole idea that prom is a waste.

Yes, some idiots will think it's the greatest night ever, spend too much on tuxedo/limo rentals, and waste days contemplating which date to take.

I feel that since you already recognize the foolishness of prom, it's the perfect opportunity to be thrifty, have a good night out with a few close friends (and a whole bunch of other graduates) and not make a big deal out of it.

also: i responded to your comment :)

physicsman09 2009-05-27 11:30:47

I suppose, and thanks for the response.

That's some cool stuff you've majored in, can't wait to get to college and learn about some of that stuff myself.

Imlunchboxx 2009-06-04 21:19:07

im a sucker for porn, yes

Eredar 2009-06-05 04:00:51

to be honest i said i'd go to prom at my school based on the fact that it was like the final meet-up for my form class, but then i realised you had to dress up, and you had to make some serious effort just to drag a smart clothes concept into a completely casual school life.

And i'm not sure i like it.

Prom

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